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Im a 23 yo french guy

hey !
Im a 23 yo french guy.
i find your profile and pics cute and wanna speaks and have fun with you !
Tell me if you wanna speak with me !

I leave you my msn addy : xxxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.fr

Hope to see you soon !
xxx

Hope you fuck off and die soon!

POSTED May 13 2009 @ 12:53
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Aren't there escort services for that...?

Hi -

From your profile it sounds like you are very connected to the local music/club scene. I am helping my friend Roel with an adventure. He’s currently traveling throughout Europe for 6 months in his twin turbo Porsche 911 and his next stop is ******. His goal is to truly experience the energy of each city he visits and we’ve found the best way to do that is by connecting with a local “partner in crime”. We’re looking for fun, smart, interesting and beautiful women in each city he visits who will help him find the best restaurants, clubs and attractions in their towns. Photos and video of the people he meets are featured on europeanparty.com

Roel is 36 years old, 6’6”, extremely fit, very good looking, has a Masters in Engineering from a top US university, and is successful enough to have shipped his $120,000 sports car to Europe for this 6-month adventure.

Take a chance A***. Meet Roel for lunch or dinner when he drives in on the 17th. Roel is one of my closest friends, which is the ONLY reason I’m helping him with this. Trust me, he’s like no one you have ever met and if nothing else you will have a nice lunch and have a new story to tell your friends. Email me and I’ll put you in touch with him.

If you aren’t interested maybe you could pass this on to a friend who would take advantage of this opportunity.

Brgds,

Jim

If you friend is really that rich and good looking, he wouldn’t need to have his friend solicit girls on MySpace, would he?

Sent by: Jim

POSTED May 04 2009 @ 1:27
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So why do you bother writing anyway...?

Hi

i am prepared to get shot down but here goes

I saw u on line and i had to come over and say, hello. I would kick myself if i didn’t do this, So HELLO

I think you are beautiful,

i am honest, sweet, caring and very loyal to my family and friends, I am a bit of a romantic at times too

If you like the sound of me and want to chat then please reply back, I hope that you do

Thanks for taking time to read this and take care

Nigel

He forgot to add: I am also completely predictable and have no personality whatsoever.

Sent by: this guy

POSTED May 04 2009 @ 1:26
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My gorgeous ...what?

your gorgeous!

Sent by: this grammatical genius

POSTED May 04 2009 @ 1:24
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Just asking for it

Hello,

Please dont understand me wrong, I write you this because you are a gorgeous woman, I saw your picture and I adore you. In my thoughts there is a beautiful woman like you gives me pain and spite. She is really cruel and merciless. There is no sexual background or passion. the only passion is the pain. The fact that she takes my money makes me pathetic and derisory.
Could you imagine to be this woman? Please let me know. I m in lodz right now and will go to warsaw in this weekend.
M.



Sorry buddy, I don’t think it’s possible to understand you right.

Sent by: another winner

POSTED May 04 2009 @ 1:20
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Czesc

Good morning

how are you this morning

i hope great

i am in poland on holidays I am Abraham and a school teacher in a comprehensive secondary school in london

kisses

milo mi pania poznac
milego denyia
yeses slodka


OK, if you’re gonna attempt to hit on me in my native language, AT LEAST get the spelling right.

Sent by: someone Biblical

POSTED May 04 2009 @ 1:18
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You want to do WHAT to my friend?!? pervert...

hi Dear
It is very pleasant to me to send to you
how are you ?
hope you are ok
i’m Moustafa E——-
34 years old
never married before and i’m looking for the true love
i’m working in a big hotel in Hurghada -Red sea- Egypt
i’m very interesting for beening your friend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
best regards& waiting your answer
on my privet mail
m——————-t@yahoo.com
Moustafa


You want to *been* my friend?!? First of all, how would you even do that? I mean, how does one been someone’s friend? And second of all, which friend? I mean, I’m not the most popular girl in the world, but I do have more than one friend (I’d like to think), some of them even IRL! There could be upwards of… 12 people to choose from! On the other hand, since he’s looking for the true love, who am I to criticize? I guess only the true love involves beening.

Anyway, future suitors, please be specific with your requests to been my friends. Thanks.

Sent by: hi from Hurghada-red sea Egypt

POSTED May 04 2009 @ 1:17
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hiyou look greatwhy not lets meet up for a drink in ****** and see how we get onwe could chat on msn a bit to get to know each otheri am a single riish guy - with the accent!
Seriously, he’s like 40. And looks like a child molester. At that age, you’re gonna need a lot more than a “riish” accent…

hi

you look great

why not lets meet up for a drink in ****** and see how we get on

we could chat on msn a bit to get to know each other

i am a single riish guy - with the accent!

Seriously, he’s like 40. And looks like a child molester. At that age, you’re gonna need a lot more than a “riish” accent…

POSTED May 04 2009 @ 1:14
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